Don't get me started on Florida drivers!!

I think even less of Florida drivers after today... From first hand experience, Fla drivers live up to their stereotype. Since I am off tomorrow, I thought why not go to shul for Purim and meet up with some friends. On my way (making excellent time may I add) I reached a point where it was stop and go traffic. Out of nowhere my car gets slammed forward not once...but twice!! Did the guy in back of me get hit by someone else?? But the guy came out all frantic saying something was wrong with his car that it wouldn't stop (well if he knew this why in the world was he driving it around?). The guy got himself a nice careless driving ticket which he damn well deserved (I'm so mean!!). Since he lived very close to the scene, the PoPo drove him home and I called AAA for towing. Well they took two hours to come!! Apparently jumping a car is more important than a female stranded on the side of the road in the dark!! I had a second cop come to see if I was alright. Apparently a civilian saw the broken glass and my messed up car and called 911 so the fire trucks came out as well. Well I thought "hey where' s the fire?" How embarassing!! So AAA finally came to the rescue. Even when I left, the guy's car was still at the scene. He never came back- so weird!! I got to listen to some wholesome Christian music all the way home...joy!! Needless to say never a dull moment...only 5 months since my last accident. I'm luckily off tomorrow so I get to make alot of calls...not to mention I have a friend coming in that I have to pick up, I need to take kitties to vet, and switch over my registration, tags, and title. As for my car, well lets just say my bumper is half on and my muffler is to the ground!! I'm trying to be cool and collective abouts this but can I just say... IF YOU'RE A CRAPPY FLA DRIVER AND CAN'T DRIVE DON'T BE AN ASSJACK AND BLAME IT ON YOUR CAR!! Pics of Jade (my car) to follow.