I'M A FLORIDA RESIDENT!! I finally gave up my NJ license to be a resident of Florida. Don't worry, NJ will always be close to my heart and you will never EVER catch me eating grits or saying y'all. I now join the ranks of horrible drivers in this great state that I live in. I have devised some reasons why I hate and like driving in Fla
Why Florida driving suck
1. They don't realize the lever on the left on the stearing wheel is for signalling... USE IT, that's what it's there for!!
2. Damn snowbirds...enough said
3. They never learned that red means stop not speed on through... I almost got hit by one of these idiots!
4. There is always traffic on every major highway
Why Fla driving is awesome
1. Most highways have a speed limit of 70 which means you can go 80 without risking getting a tickets... n NJ, 65 means 65!!
2. No worries about sleet and ice...it's smooth sailing unless you get hit by a crappy Fla driver
3. No jughandles... you can make u turns and cut across 2 lanes of traffic legally!!
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